Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...