Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...