Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch…
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)