Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...