A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!