The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...