The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Japanese management lecture
|Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...