Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Lots of words
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring,...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.