Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...