Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...