Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...