ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Revenge of the blondes
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Talking Dog
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Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
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Stealing the camera
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Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
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The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
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