15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
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What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Signs and notices 19
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The Great Escape
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Psychiatrist Definitions
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Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
The Procrastinator’s creed
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Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...