The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...