Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....