Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!