Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...