Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Find out about the cat
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!