Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...