Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...