Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Hickbonics!
Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics,...
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...