Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.