How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.