Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...