Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...