Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Problems during flight
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...