Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...