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Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Overheard in Tax Office…
The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer’s Office Prior To The Tax...
Men Are Like
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How to charge them
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Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
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A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...