Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...