The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...