Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
The baseball demands
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Things NOT to say to a Cop!
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New Computer Viruses!
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Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Weathermen Are Nuts
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Bunch of good one-liners
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A birthday party
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Newest horror movie
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