Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...