Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...