What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...