Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...