tadpole feel lonely
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The Snow White Ad!
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For the man I love.
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REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Nature of Hell
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Getting Better
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Long Life
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I’m going ice fishing!
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I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...