Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...