Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...