Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
I marked the spot
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I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...