You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...