Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...