More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Why do men die first
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know. If...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....