Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.