Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Civil War Era humor
Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....