Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
Food quotes and quips
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The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...