stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...