What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...