Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...