Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they...