True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...