A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.